So after the incident with the almond tree I realized that some of you, for whatever reason, were of the opinion that I was somehow stoosh or above this type of behavior and my antics seemed to have traumatized you.
I don't know if it's because my vocabulary is a little more extensive than using words like fleek or zess or maybe it's because I don't use terms like "on work", "the sun making hot", "big up your whole self" or share memes with grammatical errors.
Someone once told me because my writing seems so well structured and I used the English language well, they initially thought it was a woman writing these pieces. Imagine that, like we men are knuckle dragging Neanderthals.
One person even said they expected me to sound like Dominic Kalipersad on camera. Now how am I supposed to take that?? 🤔
I figure most of you were probably not serious about being shocked, but if you were then before the Carnival madness fully jumps off and you see a side of me that would make you want to genuflect and ask for guidance from your deity of choice, let me give you a glimpse of the real TANA for those of you who don't know me.
For those who do know me, keep further examples to yourself, please and thanks.
If you feel the almond tree was bad you missed the year I dropped on the ground and rolled across a field to Fayann's drop on the ground and roll song.
Then there was the year of Mr Killa's Rolly Polly song. That year I had my own dance routine featuring me trying to wrap my arms around an imaginary big boned female. 🕺
There were the countless years of me either showing meh right hand, rag, hand-an-an-an to every single Iwer George tune at the top of my lungs. Or the year I was down on the ground sticking it with a female security person to Denise Saucy Wow Belfon's Wining Queen. 🔥🔥
So folks, yes I write at a decent level because I attended some good schools (big up Tranquility Government Primary, CIC and Morehouse College), but I'm also a real dude with hopes, dreams and a monkey gland that raises now and again. 🙊🙈🙉
So stop the "wild-man shaming". 😔🤣🤣